Q: I caught a fish that owed me money, but now it's gone and I have no idea what to do with the cash.
A: Ah, the classic "Fish-owes-me-money" conundrum! Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered. First, try to recall where you last saw the fish. Was it at the local aquarium? Maybe it swam off with the clownfish in the clown car?
What to Do When the Fish Dissolves the Money in Your Pocket
Or, if you're feeling particularly crafty, you could try to track down the fish's aquatic accountant and have them explain the whole ordeal.